So over here at school we have to participate in this crappy Shakespeare festival. I did it for the first time this year but last year Matt had to do the ending soliloquy for Romeo in Romeo and Juliet. He only knew like the first and last couple of lines. He gets up to do his thing when suddenly he gets saved by our gracious lord the jet. As all the jets pass over Matt justs pretends to give his speech and then when they stop he quickly says his last line and "kisses" juliet (from like thirty feet away) then he dies. That's the story... If you wanted more go fuck yourself
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